Sudah kawin kah belum?

Dear friends, i am SINGLE. Period. Heard this rumours continously. Sampai i pon naik confuse, i dulu pernah kawin ke? I'm not yet married and not getting married this soon. I've distributed wedding cards but they're not my wedding reception. I've been rummaging and tawafing shopping mall for wedding togs but i ain't going to wear them. I've walked down the street with some guys but they're not mine. I'm neither engaged nor in a serious relationship, honestly, but i am infected with Jake 2.0's virus. That's all. That's all.. i hope.